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Survival Tips for Lunatics

Shandana Minhas

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To save the most important things in the world,you have to first find out what they are. . .TIP NO. 1: Believe it or not, a camping trip is the best place to start, especially if it has:Changez, 12(TIP NO. 2: Think constable in the lunatic police)MoreTo save the most important things in the world,you have to first find out what they are. . .TIP NO. 1: Believe it or not, a camping trip is the best place to start, especially if it has:Changez, 12(TIP NO. 2: Think constable in the lunatic police)Timmy, 9(TIP NO. 3: Think capuchin-monkey-brained snotasaurus)A mud volcano(TIP NO. 4: Yes, it can erupt!)A snippy sparrow(TIP NO. 5: Small is BIG)Saw-toothed crocs(TIP NO. 6: The animals, not the shoes)The last Ursus thibetanus gedrosianus(TIP NO. 7: Think large, furry and walking towards you!)A herd of hyper-herbivorous Baluchitheria(TIP NO. 8: Don’t think. . . RUN!)One poetic Markhor(TIP NO. 9: Yup, get the earplugs)A Protoliterodragon(TIP NO. 10: It may go from bad to verse!)Vegetarian Velociraptors(TIP NO. 11: Be glad you are not green)And as always. . .Assorted pesky humans, including angry soldiers and heartless rogues(TIP NO. 12: Think the most dangerous animal on the planet)Got the idea? Here’s a story that tells you what on earth is really happening. . . If you are a clever Smartosapiens, Survival Tips for Lunatics is the mad, mad handbook for you to make sense of the world and where it is going, besides round and round!